I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”
so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.
she’s so pleased with her self
parents are weird
How did you fuck up rice?
And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?
Lmao, depths of hell tho.
it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s
space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world
come on and slam and welcome to azkaban
these are the most beautiful places in this world.
Take me here.